WE ROCKED THAT PARKWAY...AND NOW WE'RE READY TO ROLL WITH OJ.

We did it! Spite and our pal Daryl completed the Rock the Parkway 5K—even in the cold rain. It was exhilarating...especially the part where it was over. Now we're in search of another Spite First...stay tuned.

Next show is this Friday, April 2, at 8pm at the Roving Imp with our pals in Olive Juice. Reliable Sources tell us our last show was our best yet...catch the momentum this weekend. Tickets are just 5 bucks.

SPITE IS READY TO RUN...AND PLAY.

One more than the others, maybe. Which will be more entertaining—the 5K or the show?

Today's training check-in with the girls:

MEGAN: Pumped & ready to go. Want to get better time than last race.
TRISH: Ice pack—check. Aleve—check. Cooler of beer for the finish line—check.
NIKKI: That's THIS Saturday? Crappity crap crap.

It's a toss-up. Both should be pretty funny to watch.

SPITE ROCKS THE PARKWAY...AND PERFORMS THAT NIGHT

Oh, but we make bad decisions when we're likkered up.

Like come up with stuff we should do together, and videotape for posterity. Stuff like wine tastings (yummmm) and bikini waxings (which we haven't scheduled yet, because, um...gross?) and running a 5K, which comes easy to one of us (we're lookin' at you, Miss Megan) but NOT SO MUCH THE OTHERS.

So next Saturday, our Reuben Kincaid (Nikki's fabulous husband) will cart our sleepy butts to Rock The Parkway, where we'll somehow haul ourselves over the finish line.

Then (after what we imagine will be serious celebrating, followed by well-deserved napping) we'll head to the Fishtank for our monthly show at 7pm with KC Crossroads Comedy. Get your tickets here to save a couple of bucks.

We promise we'll shower first.