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With shows on Friday and Saturday, it was a busy weekend for Spite. But, as always, we're not so busy that we can't tweet.

Hmm...how do we combine these two?

Below are nine SpikedSpite tweets, three from each of us. Be the first one to correctly identify the tweeter – Megan, Nikki, or Trish – and win a pair of tickets to one of February's shows. Email your answers to us at spitegirls@gmail.com for your chance to win!


+ My cat has a really intense relationship with one of my sofa cushions. It is probably important that my house guests not know which one.

+ Who do I credit for documenting the temperature of a witch's tit?

+ A nice Cab, cookie dough and Sing-Off...yeah.

+ Tonight a soak in the tub and maybe have some wine. Ah, who am I kidding? Gonna have wine and maybe soak

+ Dogs feet smell like stale popcorn. Truth.

+ I'm entertained by the varying degrees of lead-actor hotness in documentaries about Jesus.

+ Must stop watching TLC...must change the channel....must get one more glass of wine.

+ Thanks to all who fight/fought for our freedom...especially the freedom to talk about our lady parts in public.

+ Every now and then, my self-esteem starts feeling pretty solid. That's when I know it's time...to buy jeans.

Immediate family and employees of Spite are ineligible. Sorry. That'd totally be cheating.


*If you didn't read this with a robot voice, you're missing out. Totally.

THIS WEEK, THE YEAR OF TWO DOZEN SHOWS BEGINS.

For the first time in our lives, our New Years Resolutions are making it all the way to the end of January. That's because Spite resolved to do more shows—at least two a month in 2010.

We're playing at two great spaces:

• FRIDAY, JANUARY 29: Spite returns to the Roving Imp in Bonner Springs for a 9pm show. The Imp is the KC metro's only all-improv theater and coffeehouse—and that's why we love it. Check us out, and you'll also get to see One, an elite cast of Roving Imp's finest. Tickets are just $6—or see the 7pm student show too for just $8.
  
• SATURDAY, JANUARY 30: We make our debut at 7pm at KC Crossroads Comedy, performing alongside beejay and Thunderdome's Team Number Nine. This is our first show at the Fishtank, a performance coop in the Crossroads with all sorts of good improv vibes. Tickets are $6 in advance and $8 at the door—save when you order here.
  

Need a warm-up for the weekend? See two of the Spitegirls and do something good, to boot.

• NIKKI & MEGAN perform with the critically acclaimed sketch and improv troupe Pretty.Funny in a benefit for Cycling for Change at 7:30pm Thursday, January 28, at Rockhurst University's Mabee Theatre.

TWO SHOWS, JUST TWO WEEKS AWAY.

The all-chick improv à trois is back, just the way you like us. Two new venues, two new nights, lots of new pals...same smart-ass Spite.

Our new venues are lovely, intimate spaces—so make reservations before it's too late. Block your calendars:

• FRIDAY, JANUARY 29: Spite returns to the Roving Imp in Bonner Springs for a 9pm show. You'll also get to see One, an elite cast of Roving Imp's finest. Tickets are just $6—or see the 7pm student show too for just $8.
• SATURDAY, JANUARY 30: We make our debut at 7pm at KC Crossroads Comedy, performing alongside beejay and Thunderdome's Team Number Nine. Tickets are $6 in advance and $8 at the door—save when you order here.
  

Can't get enough? See the ladies in their other shows...

• NIKKI & MEGAN: With the critically acclaimed sketch and improv troupe Pretty.Funny in a benefit for Cycling for Change at 7:30pm Thursday, January 28, at Rockhurst University's Mabee Theatre.

A LITTLE SOMETHING TO WATCH.

Want to see Spite in action? Check this out:

SPITE GETS A MAKEOVER


SPITE AT THE IMPFEST, 10/2009